Showing posts with label gay. Show all posts
Showing posts with label gay. Show all posts

Thursday, September 13, 2007

Shana Tova

So Happy Jewish New Years everybody. Today is Rosh Hashanah (which literally mean "head of the Year" in hebrew) so i am not going to classed and I went to Hillel this morning. It was much better this year than last year... last year temple was CRAZY.

SO let mew recant last years Rosh Hashanah services for you.

Okay so first me and my friend are sitting there and then this family she knows sits next to use and they dont stop talking THE WHOLE TIME. It wasn't even like a whisper, they were full out talking. So the whole time everyone in the service kept giving us dirty looks. Next THEY ALMOST DROP THE F-ING TORAH. If this doesn't sound like a big deal to you it should because if the Torah is dropped 40 days of fasting done. The fasting is split up between everyone who sees the Torah drop. It was really scary to say the least. This one is probably the most interesting for all of you. So we were standing up for one of the prayer and there were these two girls in front of us. They were standing really close and their arms were touching. All of a sudden the girl on the left moves her hand behind the girl on the right and GRABS HER ASS!!! I turned to my friend and we started cracking up. It was the most bizarre thing in the world. I mean don't get me wrong, i am not complaining about seeing an ass grab, but in the middle of Rosh Hashanah service WTF. Well that all for now, i am going to try and be a good jew.

Monday, August 27, 2007

Socks

So I got only two requests for the picture meme thing. I would love to have more cough cough that means you. So I can't take a picture of my room key because I am not yet at school. But Madi also asked me to take a picture of my two favorite socks... so here they are.

The one on top is of monkeys and banana's, and the ones on the bottom are my Hanukkah socks. I got them one Hanukkah from my parents, they are super comfy.

So this got me thinking about socks. Usually when I tell people my screenname or they see it they are like "Why is this your screen name... do you really like socks?" Sometimes they say this as a joke and sometimes it is a real question. The "sock" in my username has nothing to do with liking socks but was instead was my idiotic 5th of 6th grade self kinda liking soccer. But I realize now the I REALLY DO LIKE SOCKS. I think socks are completely comfortable and cute. I like both below the ankle tennis socks, longer socks you wear in the winter and I like soccer socks that go to your knees. I like knitting socks and the way they feel on your feet. I also love how they can warm you up so much although they are so small and only cover a tiny part of your body. So that is that girls... I LOVE SOCKS.

Saturday, May 12, 2007

No Wizard That There Is Or Was Is Ever Gonna BRING ME DOWN

So yes I AM OUT. I came out to my mom and Thursday and it went really well. She took it really well and it is all good. It was pretty emotional for me, and I felt relieved and scared and sick all at the same time. Now I feel really good about it though, i needed it to sink in for the last few days.

I am also home from school now. I am DONE!!!!! Freshman year is over. It feels so weird that I have finished a full year of college already. I had a test on Friday that raped me from behind. It was the single hardest test i have ever taken. You should have seen everyones faces as they walked out of the test. They were either laughing because they couldn't believe how hard it was or looked as though they were about to cry. So yes i will update you on my grade on that test. So that has been my week. Pretty productive i think.
~Sock
(P.S. Doesn't Wicked just rock your socks, it does mine)

Thursday, April 26, 2007

A Cat named Muncher

So it is 11:12 AM on thursday, and I should be in class right now. I decided not to go to class to work on a paper I have due next week, but as lo and behold (wait is that how you spell that?), I am on my blog.

So the other day I realized how happy I am that I talk to you guys. There are something that I can't tell my friends, or jokes they just wouldn't think are funny.

Case 1: This was a while ago but... I was sitting in my friends room and we were eating candy that her mom had sent her. We were passing out starbursts and everyone only wanted the pink Starbust. Then one of my friends says "See, everything that is pink tastes good." I started laughing and they looked at me like I was crazy, but I couldnt explain it to them. I still think that it is funny.

Case 2: Whenever I go to the Michaels to buy yarn, i have to take a bus so there is always layover time. During this time I usually go to Petco which is right next store because they have pet adoptions on the weekend. So i go in to look at the cats, and I read the cats names from the side of the cages and one of them was .... MUNCHER. I couldn't get over this, and yet again i couldnt tell my friends this story because A) they wouldn't get it and B) they wouldn't think it was funny.

So yeah that how it goes I guess. But I am really excited for this weekend, It is D-Day (which stands for Dandelion Day, but really Drunk Day) where we drink all day. So watch out for any drunken posts. I have 24 miller lights. and 1/3 a handle of vodka. It should be fun but Wils I WILL NOT BE "THAT GIRL", I PROMISE!!!
~Sock

Sunday, April 15, 2007

My sucky Gay weekend

Okay so i had a pretty sucky weekend.
Friday night: I went to a frat and see this girl. I am talking to her for a while. We take a few shots together, we share a few cigarettes. We seem to be getting along well and such and i am hitting on her and it seems like she is hitting on me. Then she starts to talk about her boyfriend. I was like to myself WHAT THE FUCK. This girl was so gay, i was so positive she was gay, i do not get it. Can someone lend me some gaydar please, at least for the weekend. Oh on top of that a really akward Jewish boy started dancing on me, and i felt bad saying no because he seemed so desperate. That is like the icing on the cake

Saturday: I get all dressed up to go to a beach party that one of the frats is throwing. I am wearing a bikini and a tanktop and a skirt and sunglasses. We get to the frat and there is a huge line out the door so we are like fuck this we will come back later. We go to another party and feel stupid because we are wearing beach clothes. Mind you it is snowing outside. So we get into the drama house and I see my TA who i have had a crush on since week one of school. Like I REALLY like her and we are friendly and i don't know. So my friend goes up and asks her where the beer is, and she goes "Its in the back, just tell them i sent you because my boyfriend is being the bartender." My heart just dropped. It sucked. I couldn't enjoy my night after that so i just went back to the dorm. I have liked her for so long that is has kinda become a part of my college experience and i just felt as though it was ripped away from me. I can't really explain the feeling, but it just sucked.

So that was my weekend.

Monday, April 09, 2007

Love Song for No One

So I read Green and Slo's love story of how they started talking and met. All i have to say is... where can i sign up for that. I was thinking about it this weekend, why i have not hooked up with anyone yet. I think I am just so scared of everything. It has nothing to do with the gay part that I am scared of, I think it is just opening myself up to all of that. I have waited so long to hookup with someone, the only person I have ever kissed was this guy when i was completely drunk. It seems at this point, everyone is more experienced then me, and that is another reason i am scared. I will have no idea what I am doing. Maybe I just don't know how to put myself out there. I have to admit i have absolutely NO gaydar. If anyone want to give me hints on gaydar/anything at all, any comments are welcome. So yeah that is my bitching for the day.

So, i finished my bio test YAY. I think I did really well too so lets keep our fingers cross.It is my hell week of work. I had a test, i have two papers due, and two labs due. Somehow I still have time to write a blog entry AND be on the chatterbox. It is a mystery to me how i am able to finish all my work. Well thats all. See ya.
~Sock