Weddings and Such

So i went to my cousins wedding today. Before you read this post you should know two things about me. I am drunk (1) and i have a really close family (2).

The wedding was really nice. It was my second cousin or my first cousin once removed. I love her so much, i see my extended family more then most people see there immediate family. While i was sitting there i was really happy for her but kept thinking about myself and marriage. I know leggally i cant get married to a women. But to me (although legal issues are a big part) religously marriage is important to me. I want to have a ceremony one day, and have my family come together for a union under what would be god to recognize. Whether you beleive in god or not, i feel as Jewish tradition i should be able to do this. The thing is i want it to be just as accepted as any other marriage in my family and i dont know if it ever will be. Its hard to explain especially because i am drunk so i will stop now. I am really happy for my cousin though and she deserves this marriage so much.

Second i babysat for my cousin (about as distant as my cousin who got marrieds child would be to me) who was 5 months this weekend. He was so cute. I realized how much i want a child. There laugh is so genuine and innocent, and it is the best thing in the world. Okay i will go now goodnight.

~sock

YO YO YO

Hello dear readers,
So this is my first drunk/intoxicated since spring break. That is such a damn shame. I am also really high.
The past two days have been amazing. Yesterday was 420, which was great. A day dedicated to being high, what can be better. I had class in the morning and walked out of my 10 o clock class and it was GORGEOUS. I layed outside for a few hours and rode my friends bike around the quad while we just sat there and chilled. Then at 420 we walked to a park and smoked. And then we went off campus, which we rarely ever do, to eat dinner. Then i smoked again and eventually fell asleep.

I woke up this morning and our school was celebrating earth day. So it was beautiful again out today. I went to the knitting store to get yarn, and the pet store to look at animals. I realized i want to own a guinea pig and ferret. They were so cute. The i came back to campus and went outside and played ultimate frisbee, which i havent played since highschool. Then I went inside for a bit. Then i layed outside and played FOOOTTBAALL (soccer for you americans). This is the first time i have played soccer in ages. It was fun and i got A HAT TRICK. It was fun fun fun. Then i drank, then i smoked, and now im blogging (and I am happy).

Orgasm

So, okay I am drunk.... what a suprise. I have no roomate tonight so i thought what better time to masturbate. I mean come one really. So i am pretty sure I had my first orgasm. YAY. ussually i am too scared someone will come in when i am at home or my parents will come home but tonight i went for it, and i had an orgasm. Well YAY for me. Well i need to sleep, because i have class in six hours. Goodnight all zero people that read my blog. I love you (which really mean i love myself, which i obviosly did tonight).

So my to do list for tonight... make my bed because i stripped it and washed my sheets. My to do list for tommarrow is

A. Find my enter key (becuase it fell off of my computer)
B. Wake up for my class
C. Realize why i did this in letters instead of Numbers
D. Understand why Beauty and the Beast came up on Itunes
E. Go HOMEEEE on a seven hour bus for spring break

drunky

There are two major disclaimers before reading this post A) I am drunk B) my enter key fell out. So my roommate is pledging for a sorority. Alpha Phi to be exact and she is a stuck up bitch about the rules about keeping secrets. But tonight since she thought I was drunk and wouldnt remember she spilled some beans. This wont make sense when I am sober but Just to let MYSELF remeber, because for real I AM The only one who reads this. SHE ISNT a saint, she is a jewish slut. Ok Goodnight.